*Birthday fanfare, camera slowly pans in on the male and female anchors sitting in front of a green screen which is currently showing a parade in the background*

"Welcome back, folks. In case you hadn't missed it, overlord PhaE is having their birthday celebrations today."

"That's right, Bob."

"If you look behind me, you'll see the famed Peanuts float. It looks wonderful this year."

"Yes, it does, Bob."

"And in the studio today is our special guest, one Mr. Waldo."

*they look around, then out into the audience... After a few moments, Bob nervously chuckles*

"Well, it looks like he's gone. Hiding perhaps? Has anyone seen Mr. Waldo? ...I suppose he's hiding again... Oh well, back to the festivities."

Hehehehe...

*hugs*